If I were to have kids in ten years, or even right now, I'm pretty sure they wouldn't make it, whether because they eventually suffocated under a build-up of polar bear corpses or because they played themselves in a nuclear "my bad"-type scenario. If you asked me if I thought my hypothetical children would ever possess the ability to go down on themselves at some point before their non-natural deaths, I'd say, "The technology won't be there for at least another years, if it even ever gets there, what with all of these sinister funding cuts. It turns out the technology is already there. O-Cast , a product unveiled earlier in March, allows people with a Lovense Bluetooth Lush vibrator which was not designed with oral in mind to lick their iPhones in the exact pattern they want their vibrator to "lick," or move, on their clitoris.
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I Ate Myself Out Using My iPhone, and It Was Pretty Good
An investigation into the darkest corners of the web to find the holy grail of female pleasure. Men have a lot of questions about their girlfriends. He explains :.
But only when my husband is not around. Its hell. I get a certain satisfaction from letting go of a gas bubble that could fill a birthday balloon, but I doubt my SO would. Kinda like if you grabbed your face cheeks and pulled them out continuously.. Not sexual just funny.